Friday, November 08, 2002

Political War Cry

The squittering fear-men-ist bimbos at NOW are spitting chips that Dubya romped home. I love the final line in this war cry: "Watch out George Bush -- here comes trouble." What, so they're going to become even more petty, irrational and mean? Gawd. Lord only knows how surreal their behaviour is going to be from now on!

http://www.usnewswire.com/topnews/prime/1106-126.html

Research shows that people who drink heaps of coffee (7 cups a day) are less likely to cop late-onset diabetes. Boffins reckon this occurs because of certain glucose metabolising trace elements in the coffee. But my theory is that all those trips to the loo to have a slash keep the diabetes-causing flab to a minimum.

http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s721522.htm