Film censors are appalled

Fluffy wuffy film censors are appalled at the treatment of some chicks in a film. They said that a stunt-cock http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/2477343.stm shouldn't be filmed with fake dynamite strapped to his leg.

Two questions: How many of the assessment board's members had eaten meat that day? And why shouldn't a feathered performer have to suffer a little for his art? Human ones do!